Stragflankan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, boastful whale.

Stragflankan created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragflankan, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stragflankan, it will turn you into a rat.

Stragflankan's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Stragflankan's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry squirrels.

2. Do not speak about wheat.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always obey Stragflankan's priests.

5. Always treat manatees with great respect.