Paklikcet is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, irritating lion.

Paklikcet created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Paklikcet, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Paklikcet, it will manifest in front of you.

Paklikcet's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Paklikcet's Holy Commandments

1. Paklikcet must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Retreat if seven tapirs approach from the west.

3. Always help sick rats.

4. Put Paklikcet first in all things.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.