Dutkikfar is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, all-powerful rat.

Dutkikfar created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutkikfar, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dutkikfar, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dutkikfar's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Dutkikfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never mention grasshopers.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never hurt pigs.

5. Worship no other gods but Dutkikfar.
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