Weggudsom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever wren.

Weggudsom created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weggudsom, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Weggudsom, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Weggudsom's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Weggudsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Weggudsom.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.