Getnuttdut is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, irritating snake.

Getnuttdut created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getnuttdut, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Getnuttdut, he will turn you into a plant.

Getnuttdut's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Getnuttdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never hurt gulls.

4. Do not hurt rats.

5. Do not cook food in pots.