Omindabbem is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, effective wyvern.

Omindabbem created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omindabbem, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Omindabbem, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Omindabbem's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Omindabbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt shrews.

2. Do not kill frogs.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.