Legdutdonmil is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, idiotic
octopus.
Legdutdonmil created the planet Saturn six million years ago.
If you believe in
Legdutdonmil, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Legdutdonmil, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Legdutdonmil's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Legdutdonmil's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.
2. Never think about gravity.
3. Never wear shirts.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Legdutdonmil.