Ratrildot is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, capable armadillo.

Ratrildot created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ratrildot, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Ratrildot, he will turn you into a frog.

Ratrildot's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Ratrildot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Do not take Ratrildot's name in vain.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never paint your face white.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.