Fitranfet is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, effective jaguar.

Fitranfet created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitranfet, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fitranfet, he will turn you into a goat.

Fitranfet's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fitranfet's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. You must never eat coconuts.

3. Always wear green.

4. Hide from pink sheep for they are unholy.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.