Komwitteen is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unsympathetic wombat.

Komwitteen created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komwitteen, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Komwitteen, it will turn you into a duck.

Komwitteen's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Komwitteen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Komwitteen on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not chop down trees.