Negluntof is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, benevolent crow.

Negluntof created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negluntof, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Negluntof, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Negluntof's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Negluntof's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three foxes approach from the west.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. You must love Negluntof.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.