Besthakcet is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, ruthless wolf.

Besthakcet created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Besthakcet, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Besthakcet, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Besthakcet's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Besthakcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

3. Run away from violet sheep, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never look in ponds.