Botdadfethas is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, compassionate badger.

Botdadfethas created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botdadfethas, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Botdadfethas, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Botdadfethas' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Botdadfethas' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three squirrels approach from the south.

2. Always treat pigs with great respect.

3. Never talk about voles.

4. Never paint your feet mauve.

5. Do not make images of living things.