Quagnablarnraw is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, awesome octopus.

Quagnablarnraw created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagnablarnraw, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quagnablarnraw, she will turn you into a rock.

Quagnablarnraw's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Quagnablarnraw's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mites.

2. Quagnablarnraw loves snakes, so they must be respected.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Always look after injured sharks.