Vabkonbimtip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, caring swallow.

Vabkonbimtip created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Vabkonbimtip, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vabkonbimtip, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Vabkonbimtip's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Vabkonbimtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never hurt sharks.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.