Fatnarlsom is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, grumpy turtle.

Fatnarlsom created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatnarlsom, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fatnarlsom, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fatnarlsom's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fatnarlsom's Holy Commandments

1. Fatnarlsom must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never laugh in holy places.