Satwiktim Sitsiddub is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unselfish hedgehog.

Satwiktim Sitsiddub created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satwiktim Sitsiddub, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Satwiktim Sitsiddub, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Satwiktim Sitsiddub's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Satwiktim Sitsiddub's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Pray towards the west.