Quagtikdad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet alligator.

Quagtikdad created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagtikdad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Quagtikdad, she will turn you into a mole.

Quagtikdad's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Quagtikdad's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help horses.

3. Retreat if four sharks approach from the east.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. You must love Quagtikdad.