Vagfliggomcartintartip is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, conceited wyvern.

Vagfliggomcartintartip created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagfliggomcartintartip, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vagfliggomcartintartip, he will turn you into a snail.

Vagfliggomcartintartip's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Vagfliggomcartintartip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras in need.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think ill of sick mites.