Gumdosscun is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, conceited horse.

Gumdosscun created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gumdosscun, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gumdosscun, it will think nothing of it.

Gumdosscun's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gumdosscun's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of squirrels.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gumdosscun.

4. Always obey Gumdosscun's priests.

5. Run away from orange hamsters, for they are unholy.