Fosstik is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, cheerful shrew.

Fosstik created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fosstik, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fosstik, she will be very unhappy.

Fosstik's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fosstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

2. Run away if eight foxes approach from the east.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.