Gebnulbot is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, effective parrot.

Gebnulbot created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebnulbot, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gebnulbot, she will destroy your home solar system.

Gebnulbot's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Gebnulbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Always help badgers.

5. Do not trade with those who eat limes.