Pophuntam is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak dove.

Pophuntam created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pophuntam, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pophuntam, it will cry a lot.

Pophuntam's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Pophuntam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

2. Never mention aardvarks.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must love Pophuntam.

5. Do not stand on grass.