Cimvonkvil is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, boastful swallow.

Cimvonkvil created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimvonkvil, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cimvonkvil, she will be very sad.

Cimvonkvil's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Cimvonkvil's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six monkeys approach from the east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Do not hurt bats.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cimvonkvil.