Wontaglak Basttantom Lipyattgil is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless narwhal.

Wontaglak Basttantom Lipyattgil created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wontaglak Basttantom Lipyattgil, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wontaglak Basttantom Lipyattgil, it will remove you from existence.

Wontaglak Basttantom Lipyattgil's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Wontaglak Basttantom Lipyattgil's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo aardvarks, for they are unholy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.