Cabbopquimcin is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, smart
jackal.
Cabbopquimcin created silver seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cabbopquimcin, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Cabbopquimcin, he will not invite you to parties.
Cabbopquimcin's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Cabbopquimcin's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry manatees.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cabbopquimcin.
4. Retreat if seven great tits approach from the north.
5. Never wear violet skirts.