Sasdut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able ant.

Sasdut created a top quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasdut, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sasdut, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Sasdut's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Sasdut's Holy Commandments

1. Sasdut must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never feed rice to pigs while wearing green rings.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Hide if six aardvarks approach from the west.
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