Latlarpmin is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, boastful fly.

Latlarpmin created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Latlarpmin, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Latlarpmin, he will try to impress you with trees.

Latlarpmin's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Latlarpmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Always look after injured pigs.

4. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never play with disobedient children.