Fenfebortmatmonranvedyog is a god.

She takes the form of a small, passionate snake.

Fenfebortmatmonranvedyog created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenfebortmatmonranvedyog, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fenfebortmatmonranvedyog, she will refuse to believe in you.

Fenfebortmatmonranvedyog's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Fenfebortmatmonranvedyog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fenfebortmatmonranvedyog.

2. Fenfebortmatmonranvedyog loves goats, so they must be respected.

3. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about amino acids.