Fenfebortmatmonranvedyog is a god.
She takes the form of a small, passionate
snake.
Fenfebortmatmonranvedyog created the world five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fenfebortmatmonranvedyog, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Fenfebortmatmonranvedyog, she will refuse to believe in you.
Fenfebortmatmonranvedyog's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Fenfebortmatmonranvedyog's Holy Commandments1. You must love Fenfebortmatmonranvedyog.
2. Fenfebortmatmonranvedyog loves goats, so they must be respected.
3. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Never talk about amino acids.