Fadtitlit is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, wise cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fadtitlit created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fadtitlit, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Fadtitlit, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fadtitlit's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Fadtitlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Never talk about amino acids.