Hugratyatt Sangonnell Bigjiptad is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful mink.

Hugratyatt Sangonnell Bigjiptad created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hugratyatt Sangonnell Bigjiptad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hugratyatt Sangonnell Bigjiptad, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hugratyatt Sangonnell Bigjiptad's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Hugratyatt Sangonnell Bigjiptad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick frogs.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never wear blue corsets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.