Rulldodwab is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witless
scorpion.
Rulldodwab created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rulldodwab, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Rulldodwab, she will laugh at you.
Rulldodwab's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Rulldodwab's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat melons.
2. Do not wear fawn clothing.
3. Hide from black moths for they are unholy.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rulldodwab.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.