Quagappquag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, staggering wombat.

Quagappquag created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Quagappquag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quagappquag, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Quagappquag's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Quagappquag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

2. Do not eat wheat.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Never go into violet rooms.
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