Butbontif is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, kind pigeon.

Butbontif created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butbontif, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Butbontif, she will make you grow a tail.

Butbontif's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Butbontif's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five hamsters approach from the north.

2. Always help sick manatees.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

4. You must pray to Butbontif three times a day.

5. Do not eat coconuts.