Butbontif is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, kind
pigeon.
Butbontif created humanity four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Butbontif, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Butbontif, she will make you grow a tail.
Butbontif's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Butbontif's Holy Commandments1. Hide if five hamsters approach from the north.
2. Always help sick manatees.
3. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.
4. You must pray to Butbontif three times a day.
5. Do not eat coconuts.