Komcamsat Begdaplig is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, fussy gnu.

Komcamsat Begdaplig created the Small Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komcamsat Begdaplig, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Komcamsat Begdaplig, he will be mildly annoyed.

Komcamsat Begdaplig's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Komcamsat Begdaplig's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never eat green fruit.