Komcamsat Begdaplig is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, fussy
gnu.
Komcamsat Begdaplig created the Small Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Komcamsat Begdaplig, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Komcamsat Begdaplig, he will be mildly annoyed.
Komcamsat Begdaplig's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Komcamsat Begdaplig's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Never think about galaxies.
5. Never eat green fruit.