Bestbemceb is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, generous
shrew.
Bestbemceb created an electron two million years ago.
If you believe in
Bestbemceb, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Bestbemceb, it will make you grow a tail.
Bestbemceb's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Bestbemceb's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Never skip near badgers.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Do not shave your feet.