Bestbemceb is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, generous shrew.

Bestbemceb created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Bestbemceb, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bestbemceb, it will make you grow a tail.

Bestbemceb's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bestbemceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never skip near badgers.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not shave your feet.