Fubfabdob is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, witless crane.

Fubfabdob created water two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubfabdob, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fubfabdob, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fubfabdob's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Fubfabdob's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven rats approach from the south.

2. Mice are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never think about black holes.