Hentaggad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, grumpy faun.

Hentaggad created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hentaggad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hentaggad, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hentaggad's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Hentaggad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always help capybaras in need.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never mention porpoises.

5. Erect nine silver sculptures of Hentaggad on top of important buildings.