Nursislip is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, thoughtless
chicken.
Nursislip created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nursislip, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Nursislip, she will throw large rocks at you.
Nursislip's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Nursislip's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Nursislip loves moths, so they must be honoured.
3. Never think ill of sick hamsters.
4. Never eat cucumbers.
5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Nursislip on top of all buildings.