Nursislip is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, thoughtless chicken.

Nursislip created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nursislip, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nursislip, she will throw large rocks at you.

Nursislip's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Nursislip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Nursislip loves moths, so they must be honoured.

3. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Nursislip on top of all buildings.