Nangubjap is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental hydra.

Nangubjap created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nangubjap, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nangubjap, she will laugh at you.

Nangubjap's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nangubjap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick doves.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Nangubjap must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not kill whales.
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