Queegjadtaf is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, passionate shark.

Queegjadtaf created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegjadtaf, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Queegjadtaf, it will turn you into a sheep.

Queegjadtaf's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Queegjadtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never bounce in the presence of grasshopers.