Motbunmilcun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, able elephant.

Motbunmilcun created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Motbunmilcun, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Motbunmilcun, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Motbunmilcun's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Motbunmilcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Fast once a month.