Fobnatnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, astonishing porpoise.

Fobnatnutt created carbon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobnatnutt, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fobnatnutt, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fobnatnutt's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Fobnatnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

5. Never eat green fruit.