Cubvanbum is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, thoughtless chinchilla.

Cubvanbum created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubvanbum, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cubvanbum, she will turn you into a sheep.

Cubvanbum's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Cubvanbum's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet goats for they are unholy.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Always help manatees.