Yarabbut is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omniscient jaguar.

Yarabbut created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarabbut, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yarabbut, she will remove you from existence.

Yarabbut's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Yarabbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never look in ponds.