Zakgofbom is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful warg.

Zakgofbom created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakgofbom, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zakgofbom, she will destroy your favourite star.

Zakgofbom's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Zakgofbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must pray to Zakgofbom seven times a day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not kill goats.