Begrannat is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, dishonourable bat.

Begrannat created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Begrannat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Begrannat, she will throw large rocks at you.

Begrannat's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Begrannat's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Run away from magenta badgers, for they are unholy.

5. Never wear boots.