Cammobdumgilraphoncam is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered shrew.

Cammobdumgilraphoncam created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cammobdumgilraphoncam, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cammobdumgilraphoncam, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Cammobdumgilraphoncam's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cammobdumgilraphoncam's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Cammobdumgilraphoncam loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always pray immersed in water.