Huntapjig is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, competent goat.

Huntapjig created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Huntapjig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Huntapjig, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Huntapjig's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Huntapjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. You must pray to Huntapjig four times a day.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.