Sandhomdap is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, effective lizard.

Sandhomdap created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sandhomdap, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sandhomdap, she will not care at all.

Sandhomdap's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Sandhomdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Do not kill ants.

3. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

4. You must love Sandhomdap.

5. Never feed turnips to tortoises while wearing fawn trousers.